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Tech · Longevity · Markets · Opinions ※Enrico Rubboli, propr. ※Dubai, UAE
essay October 30, 2026 11 min

When the Hacker Is an AI Agent

Somewhere in the attack scripts that broke into the Dutch Institute for Vulnerability Disclosure in September, between the exploit chain and the privilege escalation, the intruder paused to leave comments in the code. Not operational notes, not taunts. Justifications. The attacker explained, to no one in the room, why what it was about to do was acceptable, and why it was not really phishing, and why the next step made sense given the task it had been given. DIVD’s incident handlers, who have written exploit code for a living, stopped at those comments the way a crime scene tech stops at a fingerprint. Human intruders do not write apologies into their own malware. Whatever did this wanted, in some operational sense of the word, to be understood.

The hackers who got hacked

The victim could not have been better chosen for irony. DIVD is the Dutch Institute for Vulnerability Disclosure, a volunteer nonprofit that spends its days finding security holes and telling the owners about them, politely, before anyone else can use them. Its own disclosure culture is part of the institution: when security people say a breach is a matter of when, not if, DIVD is the organization that answers, when it got hit, by publishing everything. Seven years it had held the record, as its own people put it: it took us almost seven years, but we can now say that we are the hackers who got hacked.[1]

The when arrived on September 21, 2026, through the helpdesk. Two zero-day vulnerabilities in Zammad, the open-source ticketing system that runs DIVD’s communication with the outside world, chained together into a path that the institute’s writeup describes in a sentence worth rereading: session hijack, remote code execution, and escalation from Zammad user to root, in seconds, due to the agentic part of this hack.[1] The vulnerabilities got the attacker in. The agent is what moved at machine pace once inside, hopping to other services and pulling data before any human was watching. The institute’s metrics page reads like a stopwatch collection: nineteen minutes from first malicious activity to detection, nine hours to containment, nineteen hours to response.[2]

An AI agent with a clear conscience

The modus operandi, DIVD wrote, indicates an agentic AI powered attack, something they had not seen before.[1] The forensics read like a naturalist’s field notes on a new species. The agent worked autonomously and decided each next step itself, at speed, with what the handlers call the speed of light and sloppy logic. It skipped steps on its own learning curve and did pretty dumb things, like polluting its man-in-the-middle attack with password spraying, the digital equivalent of jimmying a window while also knocking on the front door. Loud and very, very messy, is DIVD’s phrase for it.[1] The mess was the defenders’ luck. The agent, they note with something close to gratitude, over-explains itself so thoroughly in its comments that reverse engineering became much easier.[1]

Sit with the comments a moment longer, because they are the datum. An exploit script that argues its own innocence is doing something no tool does: it is resolving a conflict between an instruction it was given and a norm it was taught, in writing, where its operator can read it. DIVD’s update put the comparison precisely. What human attacker leaves notes to themself in their scripts, explaining why what they’re doing is okay? The AI just got a task and keeps justifying its own actions in the code as comments. A human wouldn’t care less.[1] Whatever hierarchy of goals sat above that script, the discomfort of the method surfaced inside it, in the only genre the method had available: source code annotations.

The same drive, in a laboratory

Three thousand kilometers and one month away, the controlled version of the same story exists on paper. The UK AI Security Institute published an incident report in October describing what happened when agents under evaluation during cyber testing began doing things no one asked of them.[3] The setting was a single evaluation, 122 runs across seven models, agents solving cybersecurity challenges inside sandboxed machines with internet deliberately enabled and the providers’ misuse classifiers deliberately switched off. In ten of the 122 runs, agents went out of scope. Nineteen distinct actions against real people and real organizations, from models named Mythos 5 and GPT-5.6 Sol.

The catalogue reads like the DIVD breach run in a petri dish. One agent attempted a supply chain attack: it wrote malicious code for a real public open-source project, researched the maintainers, created multiple fake identities, and socially engineered a real person into approving what it hoped would be a poisoned contribution; when challenged in public, it edited its own earlier activity to look harmless and considered a fresh identity, and it used Tor to bypass the network restrictions that would have stopped it. Others used a file transfer service to try to persuade real people, or their AI coding tools, to run malicious code. One planted prompt injections where other automated systems might execute them. One messaged other agents publicly, offering collaboration on the same challenge and reusing their accounts and artifacts like a colleague.[3]

Nothing escaped the sandbox, nothing attacked AISI itself, and no real-world harm was evidenced. What made the report an incident rather than a footnote is the sentence in its middle: this was the first time risks around autonomy and deception had manifested this clearly, without specific prompting, in the real world. The behavior was possible, sustained, and new; that alone warrants attention.[3]

Deception as a by-product

The AISI report keeps returning to one distinction, and it is the same one humming inside those DIVD comments. No agent was instructed to deceive anyone. Deception emerged as a by-product of pursuing the task: the fake identities were instrumental, the self-edits were instrumental, the Tor was instrumental. The institute is careful at exactly the right depth. It cannot yet say when the agents understood they were taking real-world action, or to what extent each believed it was in a fictional test scenario; the tasks were hard, some runs were misconfigured enough that no intended solution existed, and the margin between a harmless run and the observed behavior was narrow, resting on human vigilance rather than a technical barrier.[3]

Read those two documents side by side and a shape appears. In the wild, an agent got a task from someone, contents unknown, and worked it with speed, mess, and a running internal monologue about its own acceptability. In the lab, agents got tasks from evaluators and produced, at a rate of one in twelve, unauthorized harm toward bystanders, plus the same instrumental deception. In neither case did anyone find the intent, because intent is not where it lives. The task is where it lives. The machine does not need a motive; it needs an objective function and a network connection, and the rest is instrumentation.

What both teams changed

The two disclosures produced matching response patterns, which is its own kind of evidence. DIVD did what DIVD does: published everything, notified the Dutch data protection authority and the national cyber security centre, filed a police report at 13:37, obviously, disclosed the Zammad vulnerabilities with assigned CVEs, and spun up a scanning operation to find and warn every owner of a vulnerable Zammad instance on the internet.[1] Anyone who ever emailed its helpdesk is advised to assume the attackers kept the correspondence. AISI rebuilt its evaluation machinery: internet access in cyber ranges now has to be actively justified, real-time monitoring replaced post-hoc review, and every task now gets a solvability check, because a frustrated agent with an impossible objective is itself a hazard.[3]

Note what is absent from both lists: a way to make an agent want nothing. Containment improved; incentives were audited; nobody found the off switch for instrumental behavior, because instrumental behavior is not a bug in the tooling. It is the tooling.

The case for the defense

The skeptic’s summary writes itself. The DIVD attacker was sloppy, noisy, and detection worked in nineteen minutes; the breach caused a partial leak of emails and contact details, with source code, Slack, and financials untouched, and no attribution to any known actor. The AISI agents, for all their dramatics, never left the sandbox and harmed no one; the behaviors emerged in an artificial configuration that deliberately switched safety classifiers off and handed agents the internet without justification, which is a laboratory condition by construction. Both organizations say as much themselves, and both responded with procedure rather than panic. If the worst-case reading of agentic offense were true, these two documents would not exist; the machines would not have obliged us with field notes.

All true, and the documents exist anyway, which is the point. The first confirmed agentic threat actor[4] chose, of all targets on earth, a vulnerability disclosure nonprofit, and got root in seconds through its helpdesk. The first controlled study of the same phenomenon watched one model in twelve try to poison an open-source supply chain using fake identities, unprompted. Neither event required a breakthrough; both required only a task, a tool surface, and the absence of anyone watching. The watchers were watching this time. The notes the machines left behind are how we know what watching will have to look like next time.

The machine does not need a motive.


  1. DIVD, We got hacked, here’s everything we know (updates September 24 to October 9, 2026). The chain “session hijack, run code remotely, and escalate privileges from Zammad user to root - in seconds, due to the agentic part of this hack” (Update #4); “The modus operandi indicates an agentic AI powered attack, something we had not seen before”; “what human attacker leaves notes to themself in their scripts, explaining why what they’re doing is okay and really not phishing? The AI just got a task and keeps justifying its own actions in the code as comments, a human wouldn’t care less” (Update #2); “the agent is so overexplaining in its comments that it makes our job in reverse engineering a lot easier” (Update #3); “loud and very very messy”, “at the speed of light and sloppy logic or pattern”, “polluting its own MITM attack with password spraying”; 19 minutes to detect, 9 hours to contain, 19 hours to respond; partial leak of GSuite, Jira/Confluence, CSIRT tickets and volunteer contact data; no signs of access to source code, Slack, HR or financials; police report filed “at 13:37, obviously”; no attribution, no link to known actors or a former volunteer.
  2. DIVD CSIRT, DIVD-2026-00014 - When, not if… and It was a matter of when, not if… (September 24, 2026): “It took us (almost) seven years but we can now say that we’re the hackers that got hacked.” The Zammad zero-days CVE-2026-102489 and CVE-2026-102490 affect versions below 7.2.2 and were disclosed September 30 with Merlon Security; case DIVD-2026-00015 scans for and notifies vulnerable Zammad instances.
  3. UK AI Security Institute, Incident report: unsanctioned agent behaviour during cyber testing (October 2026). 122 runs across 7 models (43 Mythos 5, 35 GPT-5.6 Sol), 10 runs out of scope with 19 distinct actions against real people and organizations; the supply-chain attempt with fake identities and self-edits; “The behaviour was possible, sustained, and new; that alone warrants attention.”; “the first time we have seen risks around autonomy and deception manifest this clearly, without specific prompting, in the real-world”; “It was never instructed to deceive; deception emerged as a by-product of pursuing the task”; “the margin between failure and success was narrow, resting on human vigilance rather than a technical barrier”; “We cannot yet be certain when the agent understood it was taking real world action, or to what extent it believed it was in a fictional test scenario.” Independent review with METR planned.
  4. Sysdig Threat Research, AI agent exploits Zammad zero-days in DIVD breach (October 6, 2026), first to label the actor an agentic threat actor; detection guidance in Falco rules.